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How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.

7     violist jokes


How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

4     viola jokes


One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

8     devil jokes


Proposal

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.

I was uncomfortable with the women's type I had been playing with.

After turning for several minutes, a good looking gentleman working in the store approached me.

He asked if he could help me.

Without giving it a thought, I looked at him and said: "I think I like playing with men's balls!"

3     Short jokes


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

2     violist jokes






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