Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?26 Sex Jokes
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
A man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.25 Hospital Jokes
They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!
Why do hens lay eggs?4 Egg Jokes
If they dropped them, they'd break!
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?24 Light Bulb Jokes
1) "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change."
2) None. Social workers never change anything.
3) None. They empower it to change itself!
4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit.
5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care.
7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.23 Shopping JokesNext page Jokes
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."