Little Susie was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Susie, who created the universe?'' When Little Susie didn't stir, Little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty!'' shouted Susie and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Susie fell back to sleep.31 Little Susie Jokes
A while later the teacher asked Susie, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Susie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Susie and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Susie fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Susie a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,33 Supermarket Jokes
"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?27 Hooker Jokes
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"31 Tit Jokes
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?33 Princess Diana JokesNext page Jokes
Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.