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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

21     blonde jokes


What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

44     blonde jokes


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

82     pussy jokes


Proposal

Q. What is green and goes camping?

A. A brussel scout     ~ D-TRAIN

2     Short jokes


A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

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