98 jokes about pins
22 blonde jokes40 blonde jokes
What do you do when a blonde
throws a pin at you?
Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade
in her mouth
89 pussy jokes
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy
and a cunt
?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
50 dick jokes
3 guys go camping
in their new tent.
After a night's sleep, the guy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare
that somebody was trying to pull my dick
The guy sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream
The guy sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing
49 church jokesNext page Jokes
A Sunday school teacher
asked the children
just before she dismissed them to go to church
, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
replied, "Because people are sleeping