15 jokes about pictures
George30 lawyer jokes
had responded to a call from his lawyer
, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.
"Do you want the bad news
first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.
"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."
found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary
4 camera lenses jokes
lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
10 prescription jokes
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist
, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide
The pharmacist asked: "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied: "I need it to poison my husband
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied: "You didn't tell me you had a prescription
4 operation jokes
After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Sally replied, "That's me before the operation
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini
on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini.
After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another one.
The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martini's all night long - but you got to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife
. When she starts to look good, I will know it's time to go home!"