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Ears
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Electric Irons
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
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E. T.
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Men
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Phones
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Homes
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
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Math
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Problems
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Phones
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1-800
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
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Men
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Women
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Flies
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Beer
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Phones
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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