jokes4all.net

Phone jokes

46 jokes about phones



Search




Proposal

Two men Tom and Paul are chatting as they work.

Tom says: "I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week."

Paul: "Ooh!"

Tom: "For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?"

Paul: "No."

Tom: "He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."

The next day, the same discussion took place.

Tom: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"

Paul: "No."

Tom: "He's the author of 'The 3 Musketeers'! If you take night courses, you would know this."

The next day, once again:

Tom: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"

Paul: "No"

Tom: "He's the author of 'Confessions', if you take night courses, you would know this."

This time, Paul got irritated and said: "And you, do you know who John Smith is?"

Tom: "No"

Paul: "He's the guy roaming with your wife! If you stop night courses, you would know!"

6     Short jokes


The telephone rings in the hotel lobby. The receptionist picks it.

Caller, "Tou ti tou roum tou."

The receptionist answers, "Ta ta ta tou tou tou!" and hangs the phone.

The next day she is fired by the manager because the caller was asking her on phone to send 2 tea to room 2!

4     receptionists jokes


Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"

13     dog jokes


A lonely frog, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

14     frog jokes


A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him.

The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were really upset with you when you cut them short yesterday."

At that point, a man who had been sitting within earshot in the reception room got up and departed hurriedly.

"Who was that?" asked the Rabbi.

"Oh, that was Mr. Ruthenberg." she answered. "He wanted to speak to you about a circumcision for his son."

15     circumcision jokes






Next page    Jokes

phone sayings