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Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."

Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

11     colonel jokes


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

25     man jokes


Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

11     math jokes


What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

14     prisoner jokes


Proposal

Yo Momma is so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call!

5     Short jokes






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