Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"26 Man Jokes
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,12 Colonel Jokes
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].12 Math Jokes
What do prisoners use to call each other?16 Prisoner JokesProposal
Yo Momma is so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call!5 Short jokesNext page JokesPhone Sayings