Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!9 Halloween Jokes
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.22 Stupid Jokes
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.18 Trainee Jokes
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who you are talking to, you idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and kept the phone down
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"33 Doctor Jokes
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.25 Fly Jokes
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."