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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

8     man jokes


What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

16     prisoner jokes


A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"

9     lawyer jokes


A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"

The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."

18     dog jokes


Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

86     sex jokes






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