What do prisoners use to call each other?16 Prisoner Jokes
How are men like noodles?8 Man Jokes
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.10 Lawyer Jokes
The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"
A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"18 Dog Jokes
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!60 Sex JokesNext page JokesPeople Sayings