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Why did the blonde
climb over a glass wall
To see what was on the other side.
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and Hillary are at a restaurant
. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken
almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable
?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.
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A gang of robbers
broke into a lawyer
's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money
The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"
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A blind man
and his seeing eye dog
walked into a store
. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around.
Upset by this, the manager
of the store demanded to know what he was doing.
The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."