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Dicks · Penis · Erections · Lists · Couples
couple,lovingA man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"

He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."
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Little Johnny · Penis · Braces · Sex
boy,soapboxMom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"
Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."
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Men · Snow Storm · Penis · Orgasm · Sex
man,hikingWhy is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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Men · Holes · Penis · Brain
man,wheel barrow:2Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!
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Women · Breasts · Penis
woman,callingA young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!
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