106 jokes about penises
Why is a man like a snowstorm?45 → Joke
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?58 → Joke
He went down to two butts a day.
Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch.41 → Joke
Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.
Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so big I just can't take it."
Nina replied, "I know, I know."
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.37 → Joke
A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"41 → Joke
The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."
"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"
"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.
The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his penis by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"
The man replies, "To hell with the condoms, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"
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