106 jokes about penises
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?48 → Joke
To get oxygen to his brain!
A man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."75 → Joke
His wife replies: "You have a bigger willy than your brother!"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?40 → Joke
How do you breathe through that thing?
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".44 → Joke
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!
The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...62 → Joke
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.
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