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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity
. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
What happens when you put a penis into a vagina? ~ me9
What does a Rubik's Cube
and a penis
have in common?
The longer you play
with them, the harder