36 jokes about peeProposal
Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-law's door, and asked her to shut her blinds.1
A passenger train
is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor
walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
What not to say to the nice policeman
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife
is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man
," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
Two old geezers were getting married in a nursing home. The minister was going through the ceremony and said, "If there is anyone present who knows why these two must not be wed, speak now or forever hold your pee..." ~ I hates Bill Gates0