36 jokes about peeProposal
European girl about the cultural differences of continent neighbours ... Americans take the front place and shout their "nice" speech, Africans do the straight work, Turkish are a pain in the ass and Russians are just waching.1
How do you trap a polar bear?3
You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.
: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot
, I am out of fuel
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh ... tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
who was known as Churchill
's main rival in parliament
was giving a speech
. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep
while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."