32 jokes about peeProposal
Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-law's door, and asked her to shut her blinds.2 → Joke
How do you trap a polar bear?3 → Joke
You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.
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who was known as Churchill
's main rival in parliament
was giving a speech
. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep
while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
Cessna9 → Joke
: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot
, I am out of fuel
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh ... tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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What not to say to the nice policeman
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
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