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European girl about the cultural differences of continent neighbours ... Americans take the front place and shout their "nice" speech, Africans do the straight work, Turkish are a pain in the ass and Russians are just waching.

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How do you trap a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.

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Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

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car

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh ... tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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politician
A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."

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