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Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

19     car jokes


A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."

12     Winston Churchill jokes


Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh ... tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

10     pilot jokes


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

12     policeman jokes


How do you trap a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.

3     polar bear jokes






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