32 jokes about pee
22 president jokes
was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."
Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news
and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine
is from the Vice President."
"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting's the first lady
73 dick jokes
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick
, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.
The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"
48 sex jokes
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub
when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.
Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex
Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit
30 baby jokes
gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old
now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says: "I feel just like a newborn baby
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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Why is urine
yellow and sperm
can tell if they are coming or going.