Orgasm jokes

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.

"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."

Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.