Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.11 Vibrator Jokes
Old software engineers never die. They just log out.19 Computer Jokes
How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?5 Light Bulb Jokes
None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.11 Sex Jokes
"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."
Johnny asks his grandpa, "do you still have sex with granny?"50 Sex JokesNext page JokesOld Sayings
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only oral."
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too."