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Yo momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped the switch.

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Teacher: "What are you going to be when you get out of school?"

Little Johnny: "An old man!"

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."

The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn perfect."

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Yo momma is so old.

She sat behind jesus in the third grade.

35     Yo Momma Jokes

Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"

He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".

She says: "What are you thinking now?"

"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"

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