Yo momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped the switch.3 Yo Momma Jokes
Teacher: "What are you going to be when you get out of school?"5 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "An old man!"
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."7 Compliment Jokes
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn perfect."
Yo momma is so old.35 Yo Momma Jokes
She sat behind jesus in the third grade.
Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"36 Sex JokesNext page JokesOld Sayings
He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".
She says: "What are you thinking now?"
"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"