3 jokes about odors
Why are husbands
like lawn mowers?
to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodoriser.5
Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began to sniff.
The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Why, yes, I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
"Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit in a pine tree."
Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore
looking at the men
. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant
for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball
"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms