Nude - 12 jokes
22 Little Johnny jokes
's family is sitting at the dinner table.
Father, "Can you please pray
Little Johnny, "Dear God. Please, please send clothes
for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"
93 pussy jokes
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy
and a cunt
?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
40 ugly jokes
is lying on the beach
, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat
to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"
41 sex jokes
Am I more likely to get pregnant
if my husband
rather than briefs?
Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
40 sperm jokesNext page Jokes
What does a lawyer
and a sperm
have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human