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Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table.

Father, "Can you please pray for dinner!"

Little Johnny, "Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"

11     Little Johnny jokes


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

75     pussy jokes


A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

41     ugly jokes


Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

41     sex jokes


What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

39     sperm jokes






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