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How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

12     light bulb jokes


How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.

9     Catholic jokes


How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

4     light bulb jokes


How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

9     economist jokes


Teacher: "If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?"

Little Johnny: "None!"

Teacher (surprised): "Why not?"

Little Johnny: "Because you can't lay eggs!"

2     Little Johnny jokes






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