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How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.

16     light bulb jokes


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A proof that men have better friends:

A woman didn't come home one night. Next morning she told her husband she had slept over at a friends house. Husband calls her 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Man didn't come home one night. Next morning he says he slept over at a friends house. Wife calls his 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he slept over and two said he was still there.

9     Short jokes


How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

9     arab jokes


How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

11     feminist jokes


How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

13     God jokes






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