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Three tampons are walking down the street, there names are normal, extra protection and maxi. which one says hello none because they're all stuck up bitches.

4     Short jokes


How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

9     arab jokes


How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

11     feminist jokes


How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.

14     light bulb jokes


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

2) None, they like to keep employees in the dark.

3) "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile ..."

4) "We've formed a task-force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder."

23     manager jokes






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