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How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.

17     light bulb jokes


How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change."
2) None. Social workers never change anything.
3) None. They empower it to change itself!
4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit.
5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care.
7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.

27     light bulb jokes


How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

12     feminist jokes


How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

9     arab jokes


How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

13     God jokes






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