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No! no! no! NOT THAT ONE!

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keys

fireman
The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building.

Fireman shouts: "Jump and we'll catch you in this blanket!"

Irishman replies: "Fuck off, I don't trust you, lay it on the floor!"

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Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!

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computer

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

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policeman,baton

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

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tax office