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If we weren't meant to eat animals then why are they made of meat?

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If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.

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Always give 100 % at work:

12 % Monday.
23 % Tuesday.
40 % Wednesday.
20 % Thursday.
5 % Friday.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

I don't like to interrupt her.

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A guy walks into a store to buy a new computer. So he takes the computer home and sets it up on his desk.

Creating a master account the computer asks him for his password. He enters the word penis.

The computer responds: "Your password is not long enough!"

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