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Three tampons are walking down the street, there names are normal, extra protection and maxi. which one says hello none because they're all stuck up bitches.

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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

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How do you make a bunch of little old ladies say "fuck"?

Shout "Bingo!"

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Why do women fart after they take a piss?

They can't shake it, so they blow it dry.

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What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes silence.

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