Yo Momma's so ugly, she can make yogurt by just staring at a glass of milk for a couple of hours.
Yo momma's so extra, she makes schizophrenics look tame.
Yo momma's so fat, she could end world hunger just by going on a diet!
Yo Momma's so nasty, her tits give curds and whey.
Yo Momma's so fat she cannonballed in the ocean and caused the 2004 tsunami.
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