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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

5     Camera Lenses Jokes

"Don't forget you are what you eat."

"I need to eat a skinny person."

7     Eating Jokes

My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!"

I got detention after asking which end.

15     Idiot Jokes


Why did the two goldfish get in trouble? They were playing hooky.

3     Short jokes


Why did the little girl leave her phone near a pond? She wanted duck calls.

2     Short jokes

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