Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.2 → JokeProposal
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.”
Billy ~ Toni
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Once upon s time there lived a bitch who fucked her dad every night one night her mom walked in on them. The dads was fucking the girl when the mom laid down on top of the dad to make it hurt the girl more the girl then begin yelling fuck fuck fuck until a polic arrived to fuck the bitch even harder. ~ An-jelly0 → JokeProposal
Waiter: How did you find the meat, Sir? Patron: I just lifted up a potato chip and there it was. ~ Doc1 → JokeProposal
Why did princess Diana cross the road?6 → Joke
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt
What was the last thing that went through her mind?
The windshield ~ Princess diana