Always give 100 % at work:1 → JokeProposal
12 % Monday.
23 % Tuesday.
40 % Wednesday.
20 % Thursday.
5 % Friday.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.1 → JokeProposal
I don't like to interrupt her.
A guy walks into a store to buy a new computer. So he takes the computer home and sets it up on his desk.9 → JokeProposal
Creating a master account the computer asks him for his password. He enters the word penis.
The computer responds: "Your password is not long enough!"
A high-school sports fan takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They have a great time, and their team wins. After the game, he askes his girlfriend how she enjoyed the experience. She says, "I loved it. The hot guys, the tight pants, but it made no sense to me." Confused, her boyfriend askes, "What confused you? It's pretty simple." She replies, "At the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who gets the ball first. Then, the whole game they're shouting 'Get the quarterback, get the quarterback!' I mean, hellllooooo, it's just 25 cents!"0 → JokeProposal
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!”1 → JokeNext page Back to home
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do.
The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”