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Golf balls are like eggs.

They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.

1     golf ball jokes


It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

0     golfer jokes


Proposal

Mary's teacher asked "Stand up if you think you are an idiot ..." she sarcastically announced. Mary stoop up, smoothing her dress.

"Do you consider yourself an idiot, Mary?" The teacher said with a smirk.
"No, of course not. I just didn't want you to be the only person standing."

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My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

3     coconut jokes


Proposal

What did God think after he created Adam?

"I can do better."

Then he created Eve.

What did he think then?

"Dammit, my last one was better!"

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