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Broccoli, "I look like a small tree."

Mushroom, "I look like an umbrella."

Walnut, "I look like a brain."

Banana, "Can we please change the topic?"

11     Banana Jokes


You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind. So what do you do?

Get off the carousel!

3     Carousels Jokes


Why did the black person cross the road?

To catch the chicken.

2     Black People Jokes


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

5     Light Bulb Jokes


How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

0     Light Bulb Jokes






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