Teacher: give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it
Student: I have a jacket with 10 buttons on it but I only fasten eight
~ Schiddly bop
Why are Catholic priests and acne different?
Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
One time, Chuck Norris got angry at a horse and round house kicked him in the face. Now we have giraffes.
What do you call a gay guy on roller skates? RollAIDES.
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