A 10 year old boy and a 10 year old girl approach the little girls dad one day, "I want to marry your daughter" the boy says. Thinking how cute this is the father asks the little boy "Well where will you live?" The boy replies we will live here in Sizie's room cuz it's bigger than mine."laughing the fater continues,"Well what will you do for money?"the boy replies"Well I get 5 dolars a week and Suzie gets 10 so that's 60 dollars a month between the two of us."The father still thinking how cute this all is asks" Well what if she gets pregnant? How will you take care of a baby?"and the boy says"Well we have been pretty lucky so far!"
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral
A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog
. Behind him was a queue
of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog. "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife
." "What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?"
. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the man asks in excitement: "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied: "Join the queue. Everyone is queuing for it."
So Dan and Mike are drinking beer in a bar.
"Hey Dan, did you know the universe is expanding and there's nothing we can do about it?"
"Of course there's something we can do about it, Mike."
"Yeah? What's that?"
"Tell your mom to stop eating."