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Proposal

Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What was the last thing that went through her mind?
The windshield     ~ Princess diana

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Proposal

Managers are like squirrels.
They are rats with good PR and if you have more than one or two they become a nuisance.

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Teacher: give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it
Student: I have a jacket with 10 buttons on it but I only fasten eight     ~ Schiddly bop

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Proposal

Why are Catholic priests and acne different?

Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14.     ~ Mark

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.     ~ E

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