Why are Catholic priests and acne different?16 → Joke
Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14. ~ Mark
Golf1 → Joke
balls are like eggs
They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
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It's amazing how a golfer
who never helps
out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
Mary's teacher asked "Stand up if you think you are an idiot ..." she sarcastically announced. Mary stoop up, smoothing her dress.3 → Joke
"Do you consider yourself an idiot, Mary?" The teacher said with a smirk.
"No, of course not. I just didn't want you to be the only person standing."
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My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions
are the only food that make you cry.
So I threw a coconut
at his face.