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Once upon s time there lived a bitch who fucked her dad every night one night her mom walked in on them. The dads was fucking the girl when the mom laid down on top of the dad to make it hurt the girl more the girl then begin yelling fuck fuck fuck until a polic arrived to fuck the bitch even harder.     ~ An-jelly

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Waiter: How did you find the meat, Sir? Patron: I just lifted up a potato chip and there it was.     ~ Doc

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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What was the last thing that went through her mind?
The windshield     ~ Princess diana

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Managers are like squirrels.
They are rats with good PR and if you have more than one or two they become a nuisance.

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Teacher: give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it
Student: I have a jacket with 10 buttons on it but I only fasten eight     ~ Schiddly bop

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