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What's the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
Few leech jokes out there.
Leeches only want your blood.
A leech drops off you once you're dead.     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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A guy has a business trip to China. While he's there he has fun with lots Chinese ladies of the evening. After coming back home to the US, he notices his penis is getting funny looking green rings around it and blue and red spots too. He goes to his PCP and the doctor does some tests. He says, "I'm afraid we'll have to amputate your penis!" The guy refuses and goes to another doctor, who tells him the same thing. After trying a few more doctors, he thinks, "Wait a minute, I got this in China, I'll go to a Chinese doctor, he'll be able to help me!" So he goes to Dr. Long Wang. Dr Wang looks at the guy's member and says, "Oh, you got Chinese dick disease. No worry!" The guy breathes a huge sigh of relief! He says, "Wow, I'm so glad! All the other doctors over here I went to said they wanted to amputate it!" Dr. Wang exclaimed, "Ah yes, American doctors always want to operate! No worry! In 3 weeks penis turn black fall off by self!"     ~ I hates bill gates

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What should you never say to a police officer?

"Hey, did you ever notice the word 'lice' is in the word police?"     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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Q: How did Bill Gates come up with the name for his company, "Microsoft"?
A: He pulled down his underwear and looked in the mirror.     ~ I Hates Bill Gates

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You could certainly see your skills within the work you write. The world hopes for more passionate writers like you who arent afraid to say how they believe. Always follow your heart. fekeekbdckkdeecg     ~ Smithg437

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