Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.3 → JokeProposal
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.”
Billy ~ Toni
Why are Catholic priests and acne different?15 → Joke
Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14. ~ Mark
Golf1 → Joke
balls are like eggs
They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
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It's amazing how a golfer
who never helps
out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
Mary's teacher asked "Stand up if you think you are an idiot ..." she sarcastically announced. Mary stoop up, smoothing her dress.3 → JokeNext page Back to home
"Do you consider yourself an idiot, Mary?" The teacher said with a smirk.
"No, of course not. I just didn't want you to be the only person standing."