Q: Why did the energizer battery take a shortcut through the Twilight Zone?1 → JokeProposal
A: Because he had to Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do; and he kept going and going and going. ~ Peach
Yo momma so ugly, she asked for Trump's number, and he said, "Request denied!"2 → JokeProposal
Why did the blonde leave an empty milk bottle in the fridge?2 → JokeProposal
In case visitors ask for black coffee.
What is the most popular pick up line at a gay bar?0 → JokeProposal
"May I push your stool in for you?" ~ Bill Gates Of Hell
The Tin Man, the Scare Crow and Bill Clinton go to see the Wizard of Oz. 2 → Joke
The Tin man asks for a heart. The scare crow asks for a brain. What does Bill Clinton ask for?
Dorothy. ~ Bill Gates of Hell