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A blonde, brunette and a redhead all lived in the same apartment complex. One day they all were in an elevator together. They noticed a stain on the inside of the elevator. The brunette wrinkled her nose and said, that looks like a cum stain. The red head sniffed it and exclaimed, "It smells like a cum stain". The blonde bent over and licked it and said, "It's not from anybody in this building!"     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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Yo momma's so fat, she keeps getting space satellites stuck to her ass.     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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Yo momma's so fat her blood type is "Ragu".     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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Two old geezers were getting married in a nursing home. The minister was going through the ceremony and said, "If there is anyone present who knows why these two must not be wed, speak now or forever hold your pee..."     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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Oprah went to her psychiatrist. The guy was sort of unconventional and sometimes told her to do bizarre things. Today he told her to strip down naked and get on all fours in his office. She complied. He then told her to crawl on over under the window near his plant. She wondered why, but did it. He then asked her to crawl over near the corner by his book shelf, which she did. After he kept telling her to crawl naked in various places in his office and her knees were getting rug burns, she finally asked him, "Doctor, is this some sort of new therapy?" He said, "No Oprah, it's just that I'm getting a new brown leather couch tomorrow and I want to see where I should put it."     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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