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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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"Don't forget you are what you eat."

"I need to eat a skinny person."

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My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!"

I got detention after asking which end.

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Why did the two goldfish get in trouble? They were playing hooky.

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