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The samsung galaxy note 7 is da bomb!
Literally....
Oh SHIT! It went boom in my car!!!     ~ Xboxgamer420

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What did Liberace like more than roses on his piano?
Tulips on his organ.     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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A lawyer from Texas died. He was the biggest lawyer in Texas, his body was huge, he weighed over 1000 pounds. They couldn't find a coffin big enough to fit him in, so they gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box.     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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A mother is at the sink washing dishes and her little girl is looking at her. The little girl notices a few strands of gray hair in her mom's otherwise dark head of hair. She asks her mom why she has some gray hairs. The mom replies, "Well, every time you make me cry or make me angry, I get a gray hair." Satisfied, the mother continues washing dishes. The little girl thinks for a few minutes and then asks, "Well what did you do to Grandma?"     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead all lived in the same apartment complex. One day they all were in an elevator together. They noticed a stain on the inside of the elevator. The brunette wrinkled her nose and said, that looks like a cum stain. The red head sniffed it and exclaimed, "It smells like a cum stain". The blonde bent over and licked it and said, "It's not from anybody in this building!"     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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