Golf balls are like eggs.1 → JokeProposal
They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.0 → JokeProposal
Mary's teacher asked "Stand up if you think you are an idiot ..." she sarcastically announced. Mary stoop up, smoothing her dress.1 → JokeProposal
"Do you consider yourself an idiot, Mary?" The teacher said with a smirk.
"No, of course not. I just didn't want you to be the only person standing."
My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.3 → JokeProposal
So I threw a coconut at his face.
What did God think after he created Adam?3 → JokeNext page Back to home
"I can do better."
Then he created Eve.
What did he think then?
"Dammit, my last one was better!"