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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house.

It was delicious.

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Broccoli, "I look like a small tree."

Mushroom, "I look like an umbrella."

Walnut, "I look like a brain."

Banana, "Can we please change the topic?"

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You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind. So what do you do?

Get off the carousel!

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To catch the chicken.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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