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The Tin Man, the Scare Crow and Bill Clinton go to see the Wizard of Oz.
The Tin man asks for a heart. The scare crow asks for a brain. What does Bill Clinton ask for?
Dorothy.     ~ Bill Gates of Hell

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The samsung galaxy note 7 is da bomb!
Literally....
Oh SHIT! It went boom in my car!!!     ~ Xboxgamer420

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What did Liberace like more than roses on his piano?
Tulips on his organ.     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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A lawyer from Texas died. He was the biggest lawyer in Texas, his body was huge, he weighed over 1000 pounds. They couldn't find a coffin big enough to fit him in, so they gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box.     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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A mother is at the sink washing dishes and her little girl is looking at her. The little girl notices a few strands of gray hair in her mom's otherwise dark head of hair. She asks her mom why she has some gray hairs. The mom replies, "Well, every time you make me cry or make me angry, I get a gray hair." Satisfied, the mother continues washing dishes. The little girl thinks for a few minutes and then asks, "Well what did you do to Grandma?"     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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