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Why do wives use twice as many words as their husbands?

Because they have to repeat everything they say.

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Women are Hypocritical. They always call men lazy after asking their husbands to do everything for them.

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What is the difference between pizza and pussy?

You can eat the crust off of pizza.

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One day a man is watering his garden and notices two hearst drive by followed by a man, a dog and a long single file of men that could easily be a mile long.

Curious he decides to talk to the man leading the way.
"Excuse me" he says "who is the person in the first hearst?""My wife" he answered.

"Sorry to hear that. How did she die?" he asked.
"My dog bit her".
"and who's in the second hearst?"
"My Mother-in-law"
"How did she die?"
"My dog bit her."
Astonished at this the man asked "May I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line!"

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A man walks into a bar ...

OUCH!!!

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