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Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

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Yo momma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

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Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "Whoa, whoa, one at a time please!"

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Yo momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped the switch.

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Proposal

A 10 year old boy and a 10 year old girl approach the little girls dad one day, "I want to marry your daughter" the boy says. Thinking how cute this is the father asks the little boy "Well where will you live?" The boy replies we will live here in Sizie's room cuz it's bigger than mine."laughing the fater continues,"Well what will you do for money?"the boy replies"Well I get 5 dolars a week and Suzie gets 10 so that's 60 dollars a month between the two of us."The father still thinking how cute this all is asks" Well what if she gets pregnant? How will you take care of a baby?"and the boy says"Well we have been pretty lucky so far!"

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