I want a riddle please!
Q: Why did the energizer battery take a shortcut through the Twilight Zone?
A: Because he had to Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do; and he kept going and going and going.
Yo momma so ugly, she asked for Trump's number, and he said, "Request denied!"
Why did the blonde leave an empty milk bottle in the fridge?
In case visitors ask for black coffee.
What is the most popular pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in for you?"
~ Bill Gates Of Hell
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