A boy on drugs ask his dad: Dad, why do people make fun of us? The dad said: Bring me a pot and a wooden spoon. And he does, then the dad knocked 3 times on the pot using the spoon, the boy said: "Who's knocking?" Then the father tells him: See? This is what makes people laugh at us, now return the pot and spoon and let me see who's knocking. Add me on discord: SamYoBoi284#3905 ~ SamYoBoi2840 Short jokesProposal
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. 1 Short jokesProposal
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9… ~ Mental Health Hotline
A blonde man looked into the mirror, and said: I have seen this face, but where....? The next day he looks at the glass of the public televisions and sees his face and says: Oh... So you were the one who broke into my house yesterday, and the man breaks the glass.... He hurts himself and hello there reader, I hope that you add me on my discord if you see this joke.. My discord is: SamYoBoi#3905 ~ SamYoBoitag39050 Short jokesProposal
A drug-dealer (of course he takes drugs) once opened a radio to fix it, then he found a dead ant in it.... He said: Holy Fucking Drugs! The reporter died! ~ Disc SamYoBoihashtag39050 Short jokesProposal
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