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Q: Why did the energizer battery take a shortcut through the Twilight Zone?
A: Because he had to Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do; and he kept going and going and going.     ~ Peach

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Yo momma so ugly, she asked for Trump's number, and he said, "Request denied!"

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Why did the blonde leave an empty milk bottle in the fridge?

In case visitors ask for black coffee.

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What is the most popular pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in for you?"     ~ Bill Gates Of Hell

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The Tin Man, the Scare Crow and Bill Clinton go to see the Wizard of Oz.
The Tin man asks for a heart. The scare crow asks for a brain. What does Bill Clinton ask for?
Dorothy.     ~ Bill Gates of Hell

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