A Chinese man goes to a funeral home. He says to the mortician:0 Short jokesProposal
下面列出的指南和资源概述了炸弹威胁或可疑物品的详细程序，将帮助您在这些事件中做好准备并做出适当反应。 ~ Bill Gates Son
A man goes to his wife saying.0 Short jokesProposal
"My wife, I hate you, you smell and are ugly!"
"Then why did you married me?"
Id on't know
Man pulls a glock 15 and shoots her in the head.
He goes to a Chinese restaurant where he meets a bartender.
Bartender: Herro, me chinese, want food?
Man: No ~ Bill Gates Son
A Chinese Homosexual Jewish man walks to a bar. He says to bartender0 Short jokesProposal
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Shit's be rough
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me asian. I eat shit by the way, as I am a homosexual.
Bartender: Wow, cool!
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.
He comes back the next day.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: I control the world. By the way, any Cocker Spaniels for this Rothschild?
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me eat dog and read torah.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.
Corpse of Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man arrives next day.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Can me have whisky, me son happens to be gay.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar and gets in his car before driving off and crashing into a lightpole and dying. ~ Bill Gates Son
Why is 6 afraid of 7?0 Short jokesProposal
Because 7 8 9 (7 Ate 9) ~ samyoboi284
A boy on drugs ask his dad: Dad, why do people make fun of us? The dad said: Bring me a pot and a wooden spoon. And he does, then the dad knocked 3 times on the pot using the spoon, the boy said: "Who's knocking?" Then the father tells him: See? This is what makes people laugh at us, now return the pot and spoon and let me see who's knocking. Add me on discord: SamYoBoi284#3905 ~ SamYoBoi2841 Short jokesNext page Jokes