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An Italian woman and an Irishman were both heavy smokers. They got married and had a baby boy. What did they name him? Nick O'Tine!     ~ Nick OTine

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A man is browsing an antique shop when he sees a striking brass rat. He ask the owner how much. He says, "$100, but you can't return it! It's been returned twice and I don't want to see it again." The man pays the money and walks to his car. He sees a rat scurry under his foot. As he drives along, he notices a few more rats scurrying along behind his car. As he continues, he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees more and more rats following after him. He floors it and the rats begin to catch up, getting more and more numerous. Finally, he drives over a bridge and throws the brass rat over the side, watching as the army of rats follow the statue into the churning river below. The man drives back to the antique shop. The owner sees him enter and says, "I told you, no returns on that brass rat!" The man says to the owner, "No, no, I don't want to return it. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer?"     ~ Nick OTine

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I want a riddle please!

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Q: Why did the energizer battery take a shortcut through the Twilight Zone?
A: Because he had to Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do; and he kept going and going and going.     ~ Peach

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Yo momma so ugly, she asked for Trump's number, and he said, "Request denied!"

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