A tramp walks in a bar. ‘Get out’ says the barman. ‘If I can show you a cool trick can I stay and have a pint’ ‘Okay’ says the barman. 0 → JokeProposal
The Tramp pulls a hamster out of his pocket and a small piano. He puts them on the bar and the hamster starts playing the piano.
‘Wow! that’s amazing here’s a pint anymore tricks’ says the barman.
The Tramp pulls a frog out of his pocket puts it on the bar and it starts to sing.
A man seeing this offers the tramp £300 for the frog. ‘Ok’ says the tramp. He takes the frog and goes. ‘What u do that for a singing frog is worth far more than that. ‘Not really’ says the tramp
‘Why not?’ says the barman
The tramp replies ‘The hamster is a ventriloquist’ ~ The Tramp
A man stumbles out of a bar. The police car over the road watches as he sluggishly moved across the car park after much effort finds his truck and falls in. Several other people came out got into their cars and drove away. The man slumps on his horn setting off his lights. The last of the people left the car park leaving the truck only. He starts the truck up and starts to pull away. He is immediately stopped. After breatherlyser he was found to have no alcohol in his system. ‘You will have to come down the station as this is obviously broke’ says policeman. ‘Doubt it sir’ says the man. 0 → JokeProposal
‘Why’s that ?’ Says policeman.
The man replies ‘I’m the designated decoy’
Why did Helen Keller use two hands to masturbate?0 → JokeProposal
She used the other to moan. ~ bill gates of hell
Two men were talking about their wives0 → JokeProposal
The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ~ skullface11
An Italian woman and an Irishman were both heavy smokers. They got married and had a baby boy. What did they name him? Nick O'Tine! ~ Nick OTine0 → Joke