Why did the blonde leave an empty milk bottle in the fridge?
In case visitors ask for black coffee.
What is the most popular pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in for you?"
~ Bill Gates Of Hell
The Tin Man, the Scare Crow and Bill Clinton go to see the Wizard of Oz.
The Tin man asks for a heart. The scare crow asks for a brain. What does Bill Clinton ask for?
~ Bill Gates of Hell
The samsung galaxy note 7 is da bomb!
Oh SHIT! It went boom in my car!!!
What did Liberace like more than roses on his piano?
Tulips on his organ.
~ I hates Bill Gates
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