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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.

Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

11     lawyer jokes


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

21     computer jokes


What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

14     blonde jokes


This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

17     windows jokes


What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

19     man jokes






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