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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

18    


What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

10    

caveman,food

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

31    

blonde:5

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.

Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

10    

blonde:5

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