27 jokes about necks
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?26 → Joke
Not enough sand.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?16 → Joke
They are both empty from the neck up!
Why do blondes hate M&Ms?32 → Joke
They're too hard to peel.
What not to say to the nice policeman:23 → Joke
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.25 → Joke
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."