Nature jokes

8 jokes about nature



What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers?

Nuclear fission.

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What kind of bees make milk?


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How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

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How does natural selection differ from sexual selection?

In distinction to natural selection, sexual selection may be natural, unnatural, or perverted.

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Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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