Naked - 29 jokes
31 → Joke
What does a lawyer
and a sperm
have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human
37 → Joke
. He decides to stop and ask for directions at a farm
Before he knocks on the door, he saw in the window an old, naked couple
. The wife was pulling her breasts, and the husband was jerking off. Horrified, the man runs across the street to another house.
The homeowner tells the man, "They're deaf
. She's saying 'Milk the cows,' and he's saying 'Go fuck
28 → Joke
Dianne goes to the doctor
, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.
"Well, what is it?" he asks.
"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies. "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Is your boyfriend
blushes and says, "Well, actually he is."
"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings
aren't real gold."
13 → Joke
Two engineering students
meet on campus one day.
The first engineer
calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike
! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes
, and says 'You can have anything you want!'"
"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
7 → Joke
One day an Indian
boy asked his father why they have such long names
answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby
is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs
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