Naked - 28 jokes
28 → Joke
What does a lawyer
and a sperm
have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human
23 → Joke
Dianne goes to the doctor
, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.
"Well, what is it?" he asks.
"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies. "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Is your boyfriend
blushes and says, "Well, actually he is."
"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings
aren't real gold."
35 → Joke
. He decides to stop and ask for directions at a farm
Before he knocks on the door, he saw in the window an old, naked couple
. The wife was pulling her breasts, and the husband was jerking off. Horrified, the man runs across the street to another house.
The homeowner tells the man, "They're deaf
. She's saying 'Milk the cows,' and he's saying 'Go fuck
6 → Joke
One day an Indian
boy asked his father why they have such long names
answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby
is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs
5 → Joke
A passenger train
is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor
walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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