5 jokes about musicians
3 → Joke
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo
I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife
5 → Joke6 → Joke5 → JokeProposal
If you throw a violist
and a soprano
off a cliff
, which one would hit the ground first?
A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.2 → Joke
Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".
Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.
"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."
To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".
The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"