Musician jokes

6 jokes about musicians


Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"

The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

4     piccolo jokes

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

8     soprano jokes

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

6     violist jokes

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.

5     music jokes


Q. Why wasn't Van Gogh a musician?

A. He didn't have an EAR for music.     ~ D-TRAIN

3     Short jokes

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