32 jokes about music
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Some Somalians open fire on an oil tanker, take hostage the 25 crew and hijack the vessel carrying $100million of oil ...
I 'borrow' some music, TV and films from the internet and they want to sue me for piracy
This world is messed up.
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.2 Short jokes Jokesmusic sayings
The music on the bus is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and looking really angry. That's when you remember you've been listening to your ipod.