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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They both live off dead Beatles.

10     Ethiopian jokes


Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

16     viola jokes


Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"

16     Princess Diana jokes


What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

5     viola jokes


What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

5     viola jokes






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