Music jokes

32 jokes about music


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Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

12     viola jokes

Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"

15     Princess Diana jokes

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

9     Pink Floyd jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

5     viola jokes

What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

4     viola jokes

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