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32 jokes about music


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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

2     violist jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?


5     washing machine jokes

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

8     soprano jokes

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

16     viola jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

10     violin jokes

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