Music jokes
32 jokes about music
What's the
definition
of a
minor
second?
Two
violists
playing in
unison
.
2
violist jokes
What's the difference between a washing machine and a
violist
?
Vibrato
.
5
washing machine jokes
If you throw a
violist
and a
soprano
off a
cliff
, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?
8
soprano jokes
Why is a
viola
solo like premature
ejaculation
?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
16
viola jokes
What's the difference between a
violin
and a
viola
?
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more
beer
.
3) You can tune the violin.
10
violin jokes
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