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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

7     soprano jokes


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

1     violist jokes


What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

10     violin jokes


What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.

3     washing machine jokes


Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

12     viola jokes






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