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How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.

6     violist jokes


Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

9     viola jokes


How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".

2     violist jokes


We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

8     violin jokes


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

23     army jokes






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