How many Klingons
does it take to change a light bulb
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit
2) None. There is no honor
in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior
isn't afraid of the dark
Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect
' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I abuse
my kids and beat up my wife. Makes me kind of immortal