How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?10 Light Bulb Jokes
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?11 Perfect Jokes Jokes
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Makes me kind of immortal.