If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then decide to divorce, if after the man moves back to the state of Tennessee, can the couple thereafter still be referred to as brother and sister?17 Tennessee Jokes
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?7 Violist Jokes
The bow is moving.
A general calls a colonel: "Do you have a couple of smart majors?"9 General Jokes
"Yes Sir, I do."
"Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around."
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?28 Lawyer Jokes
His lips are moving.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."25 God Jokes
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."