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Tranquilizers · Mothers · Children
childrenThe mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly".

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes", the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.
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Fat · Yo Momma · Scales · Mothers · Weights
woman,scaleYo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
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Advices · Fishing · Men · Mothers · Daughters
man,weedMother to daughter advice:

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Prayers · Blind · Children · Mothers
children,presentA young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.

The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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Stupid · Yo Momma · Phones · Cordless Phones
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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