Doctors · Mothers-In-Law · Patients · Cows A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'." |
· Details | Tranquilizers · Mothers · Children The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly".
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes", the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother replied. |
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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."