Mother jokes

110 jokes about mothers


A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.

The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

17     blind jokes

Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!

10     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

9     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

12     yo momma jokes


Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild     ~ Funny

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