Mother jokes

115 jokes about mothers


Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.

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Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!

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Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

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Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.

The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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